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Okay, I admit that I love my porn. As a matter of fact, I have always admitted to not only loving porn but loving free porn and in particular YouPorn.com since Mimi, former mama of Girlspoke, introduced me to it a couple years back.

It’s always been, as far as I’m concerned, THE best place to go for porn not only cuz it’s free but also because I’ve always managed to find stuff on it that not even I the sexpert knew existed. And after having spent the last few minutes…okay, hour…or four…checking out the latest videos I decided that some props were in order for my favorite free porn site. So, here is a little diddy to show my appreciation for all these years of pleasure so that the world can know just why and how much I heart YouPorn.

YouPorn,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

I love thee for your variety
and all the freaky things you have
For the way you make me and my private lady bits so glad

I love thee at least three times a day
even though my fingers shrivel and numb

And how you keep me satisfied even when I’m not gettin’ some

I love thee for being free–
giving my broke horny ass its cheap fix
And for the way you manage to inspire me so I can write shit like this

With my head thrown back and my toys all a vibe
I will love thee YouPorn forever
for the free porn, hot nights and awesome ride.

I hope you enjoyed my sweet sonnet. Now I’m off to finish watching part 3 of Wild Beast Anal! Seriously, this is some freaky shit with a hot girl gettin’ plowed by someone in a furry beast suit!!! Those of you who enjoyed our show on Furries would probably get a kick–or boner–out of this!

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Even a sex toy queen like myself was stunned to find that there were way more Lelo’s on the market than the one sleek Lelo Nea in black pearl that I had raved about before. Thanks to a visit to LoverSource.com I have found that not only are there more styles than I had realized but also that they’re having quite the sale on my brand of choice!

My trip through the site led me to well-priced Lelo sex toys like the Iris, the Gigi and Deep Blue C-Ring which I figure would make some man out there a very happy camper!! I also spotted what I think may really be the Cadillac of vibrators while perusing the pretty site! At over $9000 you can have the most expensive sex toy EVER and I’m talkin’ about the Lelo Ines Gold Vibrator. Yes, ‘gold’ as in made of 18 karat gold and worth every penny if you’re looking to really get the most bang for your buck!! Cha-ching!

If you want luxury but can’t really afford to go with the Cadillac of sex toys, then maybe the Lelo YVA, which is a super sleek vibe in the same contoured shape that made Lelo famous is more up your alley. Let’s say that this one is more like the Lexus of sex toys as it is just as incredible. Your va-jay-jay likely won’t know the difference anyway, but your wallet sure will. *wink*

I always knew that Lelo brand was by far the most luxe brand of sex toys and vibrators around, but this visit to LoverSource just confirmed it thanks to their gorgeous display of Lelo’s tried and true trademark favorites as well as their über-exquisite gold and silver vibes.

While I’m at it, I should mention that the LoverSource.com carries all of the other naughty goodies that you’d want to get you crafty lil’ hands on too; Rabbit vibrators, sexy lingerie, bondage and fetish goodies, etc. Did I mention they even have a section dedicated to music activated sex toys? This site is definitely worth checkin’ out!

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Wishing you all a safe, happy and sexy New Year! May all of your wishes come true in 2009!

~ Adrie xo

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Astroglide Personal Lubricant: Open Up a Whole New World of Sexy Fun

We’ve all heard of Astroglide and have an idea if what it is, but for many, the use of lube during sex is still a foreign concept. Yes, there are those who are so naturally lubed already that the thought of buying a lubricant has just never occurred to them but for the majority, the reasons for not using a lube range from just not understanding the benefits or even just embarrassment about purchasing it.

When it comes to sex, the last thing that we need is any kind of discomfort that will take away from our pleasure and ‘discomfort’ is an understatement when it comes to having sex without enough lube! Many people are under the silly notion that if a women isn’t really wet during sex then she must not really be turned on, when in fact there are all kinds of things outside of arousal that determines how wet a woman gets. All bodies are different so some are just naturally ‘juicier’ than others. There are also medications—over the counter and prescription—that can cause a woman to be more dry as well as several medical conditions and even just age.

Using a personal lubricant like Astroglide isn’t just about saving yourself from the discomfort of dry sex; it can also really enhance sex and take it to a whole new level! To get the most of a lubricant, you need to think outside the box—literally! Getting yourself a bottle of lube doesn’t mean only using it in those nights when you’re feelin’ a little dry—oh no—you can do a whole lot more with it! Here are just a few suggestions:

Use it for masturbation. Whether you’re enjoying a little solo-play or are giving your partner some manual lovin’; lube can take hand play to a mind-blowing new level! On a penis, lubrication will allow your hand to slide more easily along the shaft AND the wetness mimics the feeling of a warm, wet pussy. In the case of a woman’s pleasure, it allows the fingers to move easily along the delicate skin without too much friction; definitely helpful for a man who can be a little heavy handed!

A MUST for backdoor fun! Anal sex and just anal play in general has become more mainstream for both men and women which means that more people are experimenting with it than ever. This is one area that really does need A LOT of lube in order to keep things feeling god and avoid discomfort and even pain. Whether experimenting with a small sex toy, a finger or having all out anal sex; the use of lube is a definite must. Remember, the slicker things are when it comes to bum sex, the more pleasurable it will be. You may want to consider a lube made specifically for anal too.

Makes ‘condom sex’ feel better. There are some who find that sex with a condom can dry things up a little and this is easily remedied by using a personal lubricant. A water based lube like Astroglide is safe to use with condoms and can help you keep things sexy and never sticky when you’re having safe sex.

Great for sensual massages. Lubricants aren’t just for your naughty bits! You can use a lube like Astroglide on any body part that is craving attention. Just a little bit of lube will go a long way when giving your lover a massage and really help your hands glide along with ease over their back, legs, stomach…You get the idea. And, for those with sensitive skin; Astroglide also comes in a glycerin and paraben-free formula so it can be used on any part of the body, anytime you need it.

So you see; a personal lubricant can improve your sex life in many ways. Not bad for a few dollars!

You can order the full line of Astroglide products at CondomJungle.com and have them delivered right to your door!

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I was going to hold off on checking out anymore sex toy sites until after the holidays, but I stumbled on one that I just had to blog about; WickedTickles.Co.Uk.

I personally am a sucker for a British accent and find that the Brits have a way of making everything seem somehow more elegant. Being a fashion whore like I am, I also know first hand that the UK boasts one of the most fashionable populations around, so I guess it should be no surprise that this incredible UK sex toy site also happens to fall into the fashionable, elegant and even chic categories. The site is truly a work of art!

While scrolling through the picture-perfect site and all of the pretty details, I noticed that they have a section dedicated to designer corsets. HELLO sexy! They have the most exquisite corsets I have ever seen – and I’ve seen plenty in my days as a sex writer! Every page, every scroll, every click seems to be more beautiful than the last. Très chic! And as a writer and shopper, I couldn’t help but be blown away by their product descriptions which seem to flow like beautiful sonnets. (Sorry for the cheesiness but I was momentarily carried away in a sea of sensual bliss!)

More than just a pretty face; WickedTickles carries an incredible assortment of sex toys, erotica and lingerie with a strong focus on the sensual which is a nice change from the usual more brazen sites. I was also wickedly tickled to find that they carry the Anna Span DVD collection. Not sure who she is? She’s only the UK’s first ever female porn director and recently named the hottest director in the business! I’ve seen a couple of her films and can assure you that they are AWESOME.

So, if you’re looking for a site that not only sells some unique products but also manages to bring sexy back in a way that is truly pleasing to the eyes and not only the loins; then a visit to Wicked Tickles is definitely in order!

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Depending where you are, this is shaping up to be one of the most miserable snow days ever. So, for those of you who are helplessly watching the snowstorm roll in, I thought a funny video might help to perk you up.

This video that I found on YouTube has everything a guy could ask for; video games, sex and humor. The girls will get a kick out of it to, especially those of you who are with men who’d rather play video games than pay attention to you sometimes!

Enjoy

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I already heart SexToy.Com for having a great selection of sex toys that include everything from vibrators and dildos to sexy costumes and games, but now that they’ve got a new look, I heart them even more!

The site is still as no-fuss and easy to navigate as it was, only now it’s a whole lot better lookin’ and dare I say ‘prettier’?

Their main site is still packed with all the helpful info and fun videos as before and even includes a look at their deals (a.k.a. cheap sex toys). A click over to the store site takes you to all the goodies that your perverted little heart could ever desire! Seriously, they’ve got EVERYTHING that you normally have to visit several sites for, like: erotica, DVDs, video-on-demand, sex toys of ALL kinds, novelty items…and vaginas…or is it vaginae? Anyway, they got LOADS of ‘em! If you want it, they have it!

Now that I’ve got you all thinking about sex toys again, I’ll get back to work. Before I go though, I should tell you that I recently picked up a very hot little number from SexToy.Com that I will be blogging about shortly, so stay tuned. Hint; it’s a super-sexified version of a uniform that would be worn by an authority figure. If you’re lucky, I may even throw in a pic or two…

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I must say that I’ve gotten a few doozies as far as entries go for the Candy Cane Glass Dildo giveaway, but I think we can still do better. (Props to the guy who admitted that he wanted it for his own experimentation of the anal variety!)

You email me at Adriexxx@gmail.com and tell me why you deserve to win this super-festive glass sex toy and the most worthy entry wins! I will pass your deets on to the lovely people at CR Glass Toys and they will make your X-Mas hotter than ever!
Contest closes tomorrow at midnight! Hurry!

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As someone who gets to write about sex, sex and more sex; I’m often pointed in the direction of hot sites and amazing toys and even better — I get to try them! Wanna know what’s even better than that??

YOU get to try them too!

The lovely peeps at CR Glass Toys were kind enough to offer up a Candy Cane Dildo made of beautifully sculpted glass, to spread some holiday cheer of the naughty variety to one of our lucky readers! Hurrah!

Simply drop me an email at: Adriexxx@gmail.com and tell me why you deserve to win the Candy Cane Glass Dildo. The most worthy reader wins!

If you’ve been reading my blog for awhile, then you may have heard me gush about glass toys in the past and go on and on about how they slide in and out of ya’ like butter! There is no toy that comes close to comparing to a glass sex toy as far a silky smooth luxury goes. Seriously, your va-jay-jay will thank you!

Some of the things that make glass toys oh so special; they can be heated up in warm water or cooled down in cold water so you can mix it up as far as sensations go. They’re also dishwasher safe! AND they’re so beautifully made that most of them can be displayed on your coffee table as art without any of your visitors being the wiser!

I was perusing the CR Glass Toys site for the umpteenth time and can’t get over how downright cool some of the toys are! They’re works of art! I was also really excited (like need-to-wipe-off-my-seat excited) when I found that they don’t just carry dildos but glass vibrators as well! I didn’t even realize that glass toys COULD hold a vibe! Double hurrah!

So, if you’re looking for the the Cadillac of sex toys, then I recommend checking out glass sex toys. There are colors and styles to please even the most fussy of playmates and ensure that you and your lover have a VERY Merry XXX-Mas indeed!

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As someone who has had my fair share of dating woes and had to endure the MANY highs and lows of being single and looking; I can’t help but smack myself upside the head for not having found this sooner or even having come up with it myself! I’m talking about the SHI Symbol (developed by genius Trevor Byng).

Basically, SHI stands for ‘single, happy and interested’ and the symbol, which can be worn as a pendant or on a T-shirt is to help identify the wearer as someone who is single and looking! How awesome is that?!

The website makes a great point – a few actually – pointing out that we have engagement rings and wedding bands to tell the world that we’re taken, but no visible way of letting people know that we’re available and open to meeting someone. (Don’t roll your eyes because you KNOW that this is a lot better than posting a billboard or being set up on blind dates by your mother!)

The symbol is simple and low key and they have a symbol for those looking for male/female, male/male or female/female relationships. They also carry everything from SHI Symbol necklaces and bracelets to anklets, armbands and T-shirts so you can be as understated or downright overt as your single, happy and interested heart desires.

I’m really hoping that for the sanity of my single friends and all the other singletons out there that this continues to get the media attention that it has cuz’ it’ll make being single a whole lot easier when you don’t have to guess if the hot guy at Starbucks is single or make the mistake of hitting on the buxom blond at the gym only to find that her husband the big, buff bodybuilder is working out right next to you!

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If you’ve got a sexy site, a unique or funny site or even just a product that falls to the sexy/unique/amusing side of the spectrum, then why not have it reviewed here on 1TrackMind for all the world to see!

Reviews by Adrie will include links and an image or two and will be a HOT read guaranteed to get your site/product the attention that it deserves.

Low rates!

Contact Adrie by email for more information.

Interested in advertising space? Can help you with that as well!

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Well look at what Trojan dragged in; a fingertip vibrator! And we thought that they were all about the condom. It turns out that the super condom maker is branching out to find new ways to increase your pleasure during sex. After having started off with the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Ring which has been flying off the shelves, they had to really up the ante and come up with something truly mind-blowing, sheet-twisting and toe-curling in order to live up to the hype. Have they succeeded? Oh God, yes! Yes! YESSSSSSSSS!!

This fingertip vibrator is not only well priced in comparison to other finger vibes on the market, but you can also get your naughty little fingers on them—literally—with one click! And unlike those others that are found in novelty shops or on sex toy sites; the Vibrating Touch is made by the peeps you trust most when it comes to sex! Trojan knows pleasure and after trying this baby out myself, I can tell you that they hit the nail on the head with this one as far as ‘her pleasure’ is concerned! This baby can get you off in mere minutes!!

The awesome price gets you the vibrator, 2 batteries so you can play right away, a storage pouch and a lubricated condom which should come in handy after this vibe gets you all hot and bothered and primed for action! Also, in case you weren’t sure; Vibrating Touch is reusable so you can enjoy super-hot foreplay over and over and over again!

Aside from the great price and the fact that it was made by a brand that I have trusted for years, what I love most about the Trojan Vibrating Touch is that it is easily used by a man or woman. It’s made to stimulate the clitoris—i.e. Her Pleasure—but can easily be slipped on your guy’s finger so he can literally take your pleasure in his hand so all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the vibe! It goes for 30 minutes too, so this means that even for those ladies who have a little trouble reaching orgasm; you’re able to relax and take your time. What happens after the 30 minutes? You replace the batteries and get back to it of course!

I can’t say enough about this toy! Condom Jungle actually carries a few great items with a woman’s pleasure in mind in their Women’s Corner, but this is definitely one of my faves. I haven’t been this excited since I tried the super-thin Trojan Thintensity condom and discovered the SKYN Non-Latex Condoms for my allergic-to-everything best friend! I guess while we’re on the topic of condoms, I should remind you not to forget safety when your knees start to go weak and your mind begins to turn to mush thanks to the Vibrating Touch! Safe sex is a must, so keep always keep a stash of condoms on hand!

If you’re looking for the ultimate orgasm or even just a naughty stocking stuffer for your lover, then the Trojan Vibrating Touch is THE way to go! Where else can you get tons of vibrating, orgasmic goodness for under $15?!

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Imagine the look of surprise on your lover’s face when you hand them a box containing an erotic story where you both are the main characters? A story that so descriptively chronicles every delicious detail of your fantasy that you feel every delicious caress, kiss, lick…

As a published writer of erotic fiction, I am able to bring to life the fantasies that rock your very core. I can write every last detail so that it plays in your and your lovers mind as vividly as watching it live! All you do is provide me with the details that you would like included and I will take care of the rest.

A truly unique and exciting gift like this is what will take Christmas and other special occasions to a whole new level. Make it the hottest XXX-Mas ever with a personalized erotic story.
Visit www.the-sexiest-gift.com for the most unique and exciting gift idea for your lover this Christmas!

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After a long hiatus, we are back! OK, I am back.

The last couple months of 2007 were basically a shit storm for me so some of my writing projects had to take a bit of a backburner, but it’s a new year and hopefully one that will be filled with sex and folly as opposed to, well, shit.

I figured I should start off the year with a positive message (excuse the not-so-positive rant above about ‘shit storms’ and such). I’m thinking something that shows what a responsible individual I really truly am in spite of what you may have heard… or read… or even witnessed. So my 1TM friends, I give you the closest thing to a public service announcement that I can manage without making either one of us gag or yawn; some Safe Sex 101 if you will!

If you read my stuff at Girlspoke, than you may have heard me bitch on several occasions about my f#ck buddy of the past year. My most recent post was about how grateful I am for condoms cuz it turns out that you just never know if the person you’re bangin’ is on the up and up—even after a long time together. This whole thing led me to the greatest condom site ever: Condom Jungle.

Condom Jungle is a no-fuss, no-muss site that offers every type of condom imaginable at great prices and without the hassle of having to deal with a snot-nosed cashier at the drugstore that will undoubtedly look at you like you’re a perv rather than drop to her knees and praise you for being a responsible adult who practices safe sex. That’s right; condoms (warming, flavored, studded, etc) delivered to your door for very little moolah! They also carry lube and lots of it! Yummy, safe and slippery sex is only a click away!

They’ve just posted an article of mine about making safe sex hotter. So for those of you that ‘go soft’ or ‘dry up’ at the mere mention of condoms; the article is especially for you. The tips are great and besides, finding out you a case of The Clap will make you shrivel a lot f#cken faster than putting on a condom ever will!!

This years resolution for myself is also my wish for you all: to make 2008 the safest and sexiest year ever!

xo

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I know that I am a few days behind on this one, but Madonna was recently seen leaving her husbands birthday party carrying a clear bag containing a strap-on dildo.

Happy birthday Guy! (In light of this recent spotting; I use the term/name “Guy” loosely)

We always knew that she wore the pants in that marriage–now we know she wears the cock too! You go girl!

The Purple Penetrator has been flying off shelves and up the asses of husbands all over the world since Madonna was seen carrying the prettiest of all strap-ons that day–a day that Guy Ritchie will surely never forget!

If it’s good enough for Madge, then it’d gotta be worth a try, right?

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