Archive for September, 2006
When Taco Bell Just Won’t Do…
Published by Sanfilippo September 26th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Take it to the Penis Emporium! Check this out. There’s a restaurant in China that specializes in serving animal penises. Each one is said to provide a range of health benefits, e.g. donkey dong is good for the skin. Oh China, why must you be fascinated with the nasty bits?
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Women Sex Offenders
Published by Mark September 24th, 2006 in Wild Websites 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
This blog project posts mug shots of Georgia female sex offenders with bitingly funny comments about them. Funny, offensive, fascinating.
Just one of the fun discoveries from my new favorite blogger, Emily at PorkDisco
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What’s up Japan?
Published by Sanfilippo September 21st, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Check it out. Not only do the Japanese excel at air guitar, but they are also quite expert at air sex. You’ve never heard of air sex you say? Well, according to its creator J-Taro Sugisaku it was invented for “guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex.” Who would’ve guessed?
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That horndog Jack Nicholson
Published by Mark September 21st, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
The new issue of Rolling Stone features an interview with Jack Nicholson, who is quite forthcoming about his sex life. Among the tidbits:
Among the rumored [partners] have been Diane Keaton, as well as Margaret Trudeau, wife of late Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau. Among the most blabbermouthy was late Playboy model Karen Mayo-Chandler, who once […]
Everything You Never Wanted to Know about Scots
Published by Sanfilippo September 20th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
This Daily Record story reports a study about the sexual behavior of Scots, i.e. people from Scotland. There is unfortunately no mention of either Sean Connery or the Fat Bastard. What we do get is fascinating statistics like the fact that 22 percent of Scots claim to have had sex on the beach–no […]
Jackie Chan Knows More than Kung Fu
Published by Sanfilippo September 19th, 2006 in Funny Sex 1 CommentPermalink to this post
Check this out. Looks like Jackie Chan actually starred in a porno thirty some-odd years ago! Believe it or not, that’s actually not the shocking part. As a defense of his porn work, Jackie is quoted as saying “even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies.” Jackie, are you […]
Hey look, we’re famous!
Published by Sanfilippo September 18th, 2006 in 1TrackMind Blog 2 CommentsPermalink to this post
That’s right folks, we’ve hit the big time. Check out our delicious posting on Fleshbot. They’ve even posted a picture of our very own Annie. What’s next? An exclusive interview with Katie Couric? The sky’s the limit!
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Are they still working on a cure for cancer?
Published by Sanfilippo September 15th, 2006 in Funny Sex 1 CommentPermalink to this post
It looks like the world of science is getting hard up for research topics these days. We found this article about a group of researchers who are obsessed with Tyrannosaurus Sex. They’re trying to figure out how the big guys did it without stabbing each other to death in the process. Scientists are […]
Cumming…the fragrance?
Published by Sanfilippo September 14th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Have you guys heard about Alan Cumming’s new line of perfume and body products? The body wash is appropriately called “Cumming All Over.” The description promises that it will leave you “smelling lightly of Cumming.” I may not be French, but is this one of them fancy double entendres?
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Porn for the Environment — or Blue & Green!
Published by Mark September 13th, 2006 in Funny Sex 1 CommentPermalink to this post
We may have to report on this for the next show. Fuck for Forest is a environmental charity that really sports wood.
They are a non-profit organization “run by openly sexual people, who use their sexuality and love to direct attention to and collect money for the earth`s threatened nature”.
They raise money thru membership, […]
Not to sound like Jerry Seinfeld, but…
Published by Sanfilippo September 13th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
What’s the deal with erotic cakes and pastries? Who’s in the market for these things? Who’s thinking to themselves, “hmm…how can I get some ’sexy’ into this birthday party?” Maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t it seem wrong to combine sex and cake? Anyway, here’s an article about an erotic cake shop in Miami. Crazy Floridians!
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Mothers let kids strip for cash in Japan
Published by Mark September 12th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Japan is always a good source of strange sex news. Asian Sex Gazette reports that Japan’s talent agencies are getting deluged by applications from ever-younger girls wearing provocative clothing and striking suggestive poses in an effort to get discovered.
“We’ve always had loads of kids looking to become celebrities, but the photos […]
Condom Granny?
Published by Sanfilippo September 12th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Here’s a headline we ditched awhile back. There’s still something compelling about Miriam Schuler, aka the Condom Granny. This fine old thang has made it her mission to edu-ma-cate her fellow seniors about proper “jimmy hat” usage. You go granny!
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Everybody Yab Yom Tonight
Published by Sanfilippo September 11th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Had a great shoot last night. Perhaps the pinnacle of the evening was getting introduced to the term “yab yom.” Yab yom is officially my new favorite phrase. In addition to being a kama sutra-certified sex position, it now means “excellent”–at least to the 1Track Mind crew. Here’s an example of the correct new usage: […]
Porn star who plays WOW…wow!
Published by Sanfilippo September 10th, 2006 in Funny Sex 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Who knew that porn stars were into role-playing video games? I came across a wild interview with a porn star about her addiction to the ever-popular World of Warcraft game. Damn… I never knew any chicks like that when I was playing D&D! Check out the NSFW (not safe for work) story.
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