Butt Plugs - I Laugh My Ass Off!
Published by Adrie January 20th, 2007 in Funny SexPermalink to this post
A little Beavis and Butthead of me maybe, but I can’t help but laugh when I hear about butt toys! As a sex writer, you really do hear, see and write it all, but I guess as a person (an incredibly immature one), some things just grab your attention and stimulate your funny bone whether you want them to or not!
Thinking that there must be others out there who snicker—or in my case—snort their beverage out their nose upon hearing the term Butt Plug; I decided to check out some of the items in said category that could very well push us over the edge.
Some of my favorites:
- Anal Scandal (Japanese made, therefore my contribution to our January theme)
- E-Z Rider Ball W/ Butt Plug (pictured) *Watch out makers of the Pogo Stick!!*
- Deep Space Probe (Boldly going where no man has gone before…)
- Anal Invader (I think I may have just peed myself!)
- Bend Over Beginner (which I’ve seen and can say that as a beginner; I would be horrified to try!!)
- Arm and Hand (Which is just what it says!!)
- The Bond and The Bogart
- Aneros Maximus (Sounds like a Latin superhero)
- Fish Hook Plug (No comment needed)
And the greatest of all, though not of the butt variety, is: My Craby!(pictured) While I admit the ‘Craby’ is adorable and probably tickles just right, I can’t help but think of the fact that when it comes to sex; crabs are NOT supposed to be a good thing. Maybe throwing in a free bottle of pubeicide as a gift-with-purchase would be something to consider.
This is too funny!! I luv your sense of humour!
Nat