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Finding the right woman is hard work, but if Japanese professor Asaki Geino’s theory is correct; finding Mrs. Right could be as simple as a peek at her bearded clam. (When else will I ever get to use that awesome analogy?!)

According to Asaki, the pattern or shape of a woman’s pubic hair determines her sexual character. His findings suggest that a woman whose bikini line resembles the “mouth of a river” is most likely to be unfaithful. *Looking down at my crotch right now*

He also said, “It’s not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don’t like sitting at home on their own. The combination of these characteristics causes men to go wild over them.”

My theory is that it is the sight of the pooter—any pooter that causes men to go wild!

The finding that he seems most proud of is the alleged characteristics of the women with pubes the shape of an inverted triangle. He believes that women blessed with this particular crop are the most faithful and fit for family life, stating that: “Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don’t think I’m wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is“.

Gee, I suppose that last discovery has nothing to do with the fact that he is himself is Japanese?

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