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For all men sick of feeling guilty after spanking the monkey there is finally a product to not only make self lovin’ more enjoyable, but also stop that nagging voice (probably your mothers) that says “you’re dirty” with each stroke: Man Soap.

Looking at the cock-size hole in the soap, I would say its use is self explanatory, so on top of being idiot-proof; Man Soap is also malleable, therefore making it “one size fits all”. How’s that for stroking even the smallest… ego?

Made from all natural ingredients, it’s mild enough for your most special of all your 2001 spots and if that weren’t enough; it smells great too!

Not that you needed them, but look at how many more reasons guys have to touch themselves now! And it’s soap, so there ain’t nothin’ dirty bout’ that!

Look ma’ – all clean!!

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