Vulva Original: Vagina Scented Perfume
Published by Adrie April 25th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Hot Chicks, Sex NewsPermalink to this post
Always thought that the true scent of a woman was Chanel No.5? Uh-uh. The true scent of a woman has only recently been captured, bottled and made its debut at a trade show in Berlin. The scent: Vulva.
Yes my peeps, now you too can smell like a musky–musty?–vagina with just one spritz of Vulva Original. And who doesn’t want to smell like a c#nt??
The website is just as interesting and instructs: “Apply it to the back of your hand and sniff. Your libido will take care of the rest all by itself.” 
Who the fu#k would want to put this on their hand??
The website also features naughty pics of their Vulva spokes-model and even a promotional video clip where said model reaches into her panties, feels around and pulls out 3 wet fingers which she then enticingly rolls around in front of the camera.
Very classy indeed.
That shiz is gross. Musty scrotum wouldn’t go over very well either. Or dank ding dong. Meh.