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This is one of the strangest things I’ve seen and being a writer for 1TrackMind.com that says a lot!
Hollywood Tuna found this crazy video of a young woman dressing up as a stormtrooper for her boyfriend. I don’t know who is weirder…the guy for asking her or the girl for actually going through with […]

I know many of you male viewers have named your private members..that’s fairly commonplace. Well Heidi Klum has joined the club! She’s a progressive lady and has named her tits.
According to the Derek Hail web site, Heidi has given each of her ample bosoms their own moniker. Isn’t that sweet? And she’s got […]

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, condoms are coming to Indonesia thanks to an Aussie lady. We know how crazy those Aussies are and she’s taking her efforts into the world’s largest Muslim country with the hopes of promoting safer sex and birth control.
The shop is called The Guard and opened last month in […]

Looks like Apple has got its wires in a twist over yet another sex toy whose adverts hit too close to iPod’s home.
Ann Summers iGasm is a tech pervs dream as it can be hooked up to an iPod to give you “music-activated orgasms” for only $50US.
Apple is complaing that the poster for the iGasm […]

Happy Friday y’all! Hope you enjoy this one from YouTube…

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If you’re lucky enough to come to one of my little parties then you would have the pleasure of finding the greatest cocktail mixer in your martini glass: a vibrator!
I found the prettiest little vibrators:Blissful Berries. I stocked up like a fiend for my next party and cannot wait for my guests to find […]

What should we make of these photos from Egotastic? My first thought was that it may be the end of the world as we know it.
Is Paris a born-again? Christian that is ‘cuz we all know she ain’t a born-again virgin. But is she serious? And how is it that she hasn’t exploded into a fiery ball […]

According to a Yahoo! article, a pair of gay flamingos, Carlos and Fernando, have adopted an abandoned chick at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust in Slimbridge near Bristol.
The couple has been so desperate to have their own family that in the past they reportedly chased other flamingos away from their nests so they could lay claim […]

Eva Longoria donned a bikini for the “Spike for Hope” volleyball charity match and my did she wear it well! I’m willing to bet you dear reader would pay a lot of money to see her gorgeous cheeks flying through the air!
So instead of making you pay, we’re providing some nice tush shots free […]

As you may all have expected, I cannot possibly let the Lou-in-a-thong thing go without comment. Let’s cut the crap shall we? We all know that I am a total Lou Santini groupie –though only via the web as I don’t get paid enough to make it out to LA cuz’ otherwise he’d be […]

Those crazy Aussies are at it again! This time it’s at the car wash - the topless car wash that is! 
According to a Reuters article, police recently gave Bubbles-n-Babes (original name no?!) the green light to stay in business. The Queensland’s finest were bombarded with complaints but officials can find no reason to shut down […]

Marilyn Manson and his 19 year old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood allegedly had real sex during the filming of his latest video.
The video for Heart-Shaped Glasses is pretty much hot sex from start to finish with some blood thrown in the mix. Sources from the set told Radar Magazine that Manson refused to fake it […]

Reality TV has yet another drama set to unfold. According to an article on Hollywood Tuna, Jodie Marsh is on a nationwide search to find a husband.
And it’s all going to be filmed.
MTV is the culprit behind this upcoming show, called Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle? 
I can think of a […]

I think you’ll like this one! Jessica Alba did an amazing photo shoot for GQ this month and as an added bonus, they filmed this little video of her to share with you. How nice of them!
Thanks to Hollywood Tuna for the link. You can find photos and an interview with Jessica on GQ’s […]

That’s right my peeps — Lou Santini will host this Wednesdays episode of 1TrackMind in a thong! Hurrah!
I’ve been told that he even attempts to do his little dance while wearing his banana hammock! Careful sweet cheeks — wouldn’t wanna have your banana slip from its sling and get us in trouble with YouTube […]