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If the rumors are in fact true, then this is one of those moments where I am again proud to be Canadian. If they turn out to not be true, then at least the media has helped get some attention for a new small business.

The small town of Belleville, Ontario is all abuzz with speculation that a soon-to-open hair salon will be a “topless establishment”. That’s right — you mat be able to enjoy a new coif with some titties in your face. There will be no falling asleep under the dryer at this salon! And who needs a magazine or complimentary cappuccino when you’ve got tits??!

The salon has been advertising their need for hairstylists who are “open-minded” and have “a sense of adventure“. Hmmm. Does sound about right. If that wasn’t enough to fuel the rumour of a topless salon; windows covered by paper and neon signs stating that soon to open is a “men’s fantasy salon” certainly would make one wonder. Add to that, the name “Lil’ Off The Top” and voila! You have rumors of a naughty hair salon with topless stylists.

Local police are investigating the rumor, though I really don’t see why. They should be grateful that people may actually have a reason to visit Belleville now. Besides, as long as these ladies know what they’re doin’ with the scissors who cares if they’re topless? A little boobie never hurt anyone.

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