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When I first saw this toy… mask… whatever; my reaction was equal parts laughter and fear–fear that anyone would wear this which stemmed from the unknown of why. But upon inspecting it further I realized that it is not some sick joke or perverted Halloween costume after all, but rather an apparatus to add a little somethin’ (like 4.5 inches!) to your oral sex sessions! Genius!

One would wear this while going down on a woman… or a man. I shouldn’t need to draw a picture or write a description that would risk my job here, but I will say that it can be used vaginally or anally. Get it??

If you can get past the way it looks; this thing is amazing! Close your eyes –for God’s sake keep em’ closed — and think about how delicious it would be to be able to enjoy oral and penetration at the same time by something bigger (and I assume more effective) than a finger or two! Yeah you could use a regular dildo or vibrator, but this keeps your partners hands free to tend to your other bits!

This is perfect for those inept men who seem incapable of handling more than one task at a time! Hoorah for an absolutely genius sex toy — even if it does look utterly ridiculous.

And the ‘Accomodator‘ is reasonably priced at under $30.

Another reason to thank the Swedish – first Ikea and now this! Thank you, thank you. A hundred thank you’s, from my vagina to you

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