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A smart Canadian, Corey Wildeman came up with the brilliant idea to combine two things that we all love: porn and pizza. He has opened up a pizzeria in Winnipeg and aptly named it Porno Pizza.

Here you get your pizza in a box lined with sex pics. Each slice you eat brings you a smidge closer to the big reveal. Ahh, the sweet anticipation with some anchovies on the side. The pics range from “Playboy-esque” to stuff that “would make Larry Flynt blush“.

If the name weren’t catchy enough; the telephone number is super-easy to remember: 777-PORN and just check out the great car signs lighting up the Canadian sky (pictured). To add to the sheer brilliance of it all, he has come up with possibly the coolest names on a menu ever! You can order specialty pizzas like “The Beaver”, “The Hawaii 5 HO” and my favorite — “The Fuzzy Taco“!

After selling hundreds of pizzas in the first week alone, it looks like he will be opening up franchises all over the country and putting smiles on the face of many a pizza-eating perv like myself.

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