And The Winner Is…
Published by Adrie July 23rd, 2007 in Funny SexPermalink to this post
Congrats to a gal who’d like to be known as “Scatandra” for winning the sexy SmartBalls with this nasty, but highly amusing email:
“When I was 17, my friends (there were several dozen of us) and I traveled out-of-town for a highschool basketball tournament. We all stayed at the same hotel and started partying upon arrival. It was my first time drinking alcohol, so I became very intoxicated. At some point, I was stumbling down the hotel hallway with a friend. I said to him, “Nick, I have to fart.” He said, “Let ‘er rip.” So I did…only more than just air was expelled. I had shit my pants, and it wasn’t solid.
I went back to my room to change my panties, which is all I did. I didn’t wipe…at all. I only changed my panties and put-on the same pair of sweats. Next thing you know, I am in a vacant room making-out with Dan. He went down on me…and then came back up to puke in the sink. Can you blame him? I had shit my pants just moments earlier! Right then, our friends walked in the room and saw him throwing up, and me on the bed. The entire highschool found out that I had shit my pants, and that Dan threw-up because of it. The end”
A big wet thank you to those who emailed me their sexual mishaps — you made my week! Nice to see that you all have a sex life even more pathetic and disturbing than mine.
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Okay…I just threw up in my mouth a little. That was the most disgusting story I have ever heard…well except for my sister shitting in the pee pot under the bed in our grandparents house and leaving it there…and that’s it, she left it there;)
Um, my girlfriend won the balls and we (yes, I say we) have yet to receive them… You didn’t use them on your vacation did you?
Ewww….Poor girl! That’s enough to ruin a high school reputation forever!! Would hazard to guess that she will not be that drunk again, hopefully a lesson learned! LMAO