Have Gone To Jack Rabbit Vibrators Heaven
Published by Adrie September 17th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Sex ToysPermalink to this post
You know the saying “every cloud has a silver lining”? Turns out it’s the truth!
Don’t ask me how, but my puppy managed to get a hold my favorite of the Jack Rabbit Vibrators while I was out the other day, and needless to say that he tortured and killed my bunny, leaving only half of the shaft in tact while some mangled pink silicone dangled from his mouth as his tail wagged contently and I sobbed inconsolably.
While online and searching Jack Rabbit Vibrators, I came across a site called HealthyandActive.com with all kinds of rabbit vibes–on sale! I was in self-pleasure heaven!! This is truly Adult Sex Toys at their finest! Hoorah for me, for them and for what they can do for my coochie!
Anyhow, I managed to stay focused on the task at hand long enough to order myself a new little… ok, big friend… and a few other necessities. My ‘Rabbit Habit’ should be arriving any day. Now all I need is a handyman (tall, muscular, BIG… biceps) to come and install a dog-proof lock on my toy box!
If you’re looking for a new Rabbit Vibrator, then Healthy and Active is the place to go,
especially for those of you lookin’ for a more discreet shopping experience as the site is pretty low key and they pride themselves on discretion (unlike another store—which shall remain nameless—who sent me a toy and wrote “Personal massage apparatus/lady vibrator” on the package AND customs form!!!)
Check em’ out here for the best in Adult Sex Toys.
PS - They’ve even got sex swings! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! How very Cirque du Soleil! *wink*
Sorry to hear your bunny got whacked by your puppy but I am glad you were able to find a new rabbit vibe that works even better. Every woman on the planet should have a rabbit vibrator in my opinon, for they truely can be a life saver at times. My favorit rabbit vibrator is the Rechargeable Jack Rabbit Vibrator works like a charm everytime.