Ode to YouPorn.com
Published by Adrie June 1st, 2009 in Funny SexPermalink to this post
Okay, I admit that I love my porn. As a matter of fact, I have always admitted to not only loving porn but loving free porn and in particular YouPorn.com since Mimi, former mama of Girlspoke, introduced me to it a couple years back.
It’s always been, as far as I’m concerned, THE best place to go for porn not only cuz it’s free but also because I’ve always managed to find stuff on it that not even I the sexpert knew existed. And after having spent the last few minutes…okay, hour…or four…checking out the latest videos I decided that some props were in order for my favorite free porn site. So, here is a little diddy to show my appreciation for all these years of pleasure so that the world can know just why and how much I heart YouPorn.
YouPorn,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
I love thee for your variety
and all the freaky things you have
For the way you make me and my private lady bits so glad
I love thee at least three times a day
even though my fingers shrivel and numb
And how you keep me satisfied even when I’m not gettin’ some
I love thee for being free–
giving my broke horny ass its cheap fix
And for the way you manage to inspire me so I can write shit like this
With my head thrown back and my toys all a vibe
I will love thee YouPorn forever
for the free porn, hot nights and awesome ride.
I hope you enjoyed my sweet sonnet. Now I’m off to finish watching part 3 of Wild Beast Anal! Seriously, this is some freaky shit with a hot girl gettin’ plowed by someone in a furry beast suit!!! Those of you who enjoyed our show on Furries would probably get a kick–or boner–out of this!
