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Just when we thought we’d covered it all, seen it all, heard it and tried it all here at 1TrackMind.com, we find something that gets our knickers all in a twist - Cheap Suit Santa.

It all began back in 1994 when a national anarchic group called the Cacophony Society decided to protest the commercialism of Christmas. They decided to dress in Santa gear and run amok in San Francisco drinking beer from Pine Sol bottles and singing lewd Christmas carols. In the following 12 years, Santarchy has spread around the country from Boston to Atlanta to Portland and many cities in between.

Every event involves some bad Santa in a G-string, flashing the crowds while caroling lecherous lyrics or acting like the horny old goat of African-American Christmas Blues songs of the past. Come to think of it,there is something dirty about an old man who makes you sit on his lap to get presents.

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