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Trojan Vibrating Touch: Orgasmic Fun at Your Fingertips—Literally!
Published by Adrie November 13th, 2008 in Funny Sex ClosedPermalink to this post
Well look at what Trojan dragged in; a fingertip vibrator! And we thought that they were all about the condom. It turns out that the super condom maker is branching out to find new ways to increase your pleasure during sex. After having started off with the Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Ring which has […]
Personalized Erotica To Sex Up Your XXX-Mas!
Published by Adrie October 8th, 2008 in Funny Sex ClosedPermalink to this post
Imagine the look of surprise on your lover’s face when you hand them a box containing an erotic story where you both are the main characters? A story that so descriptively chronicles every delicious detail of your fantasy that you feel every delicious caress, kiss, lick…
As a published writer of erotic fiction, I am […]
Here’s To A New Year And A LOT of (Safe) Sex!
Published by Adrie January 11th, 2008 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Fun Sex ClosedPermalink to this post
After a long hiatus, we are back! OK, I am back.
The last couple months of 2007 were basically a shit storm for me so some of my writing projects had to take a bit of a backburner, but it’s a new year and hopefully one that will be filled with sex and folly as […]
If A Strap-On is Good Enough For Madonna…
Published by Adrie September 22nd, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex Toys, Sex News 1 CommentPermalink to this post
I know that I am a few days behind on this one, but Madonna was recently seen leaving her husbands birthday party carrying a clear bag containing a strap-on dildo.
Happy birthday Guy! (In light of this recent spotting; I use the term/name “Guy” loosely)
We always knew that she wore the pants in that marriage–now […]
Funny Drug Bust With Dildo (Video)
Published by Adrie September 21st, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex Toys, Funny Sex Video 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Check out this funny little news clip that I found on YouTube of a live news broadcast on a local drug bust with a surprise visit by a dildo in the background.
As you’re watching; keep an eye on the entrance of the house behind the reporter. Too funny!
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Have Gone To Jack Rabbit Vibrators Heaven
Published by Adrie September 17th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Sex Toys 1 CommentPermalink to this post
You know the saying “every cloud has a silver lining”? Turns out it’s the truth!
Don’t ask me how, but my puppy managed to get a hold my favorite of the Jack Rabbit Vibrators while I was out the other day, and needless to say that he tortured and killed my bunny, leaving only half of the […]
For Your Sexual Adventures
Published by Adrie September 13th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Hot Chicks, Orgasm 1 CommentPermalink to this post
Are you sexually adventurous? Wish you could be? Boy have I got the website for you! And I am not just saying this because I happen to write for them either—Luvloop is hot!
Think Cosmo with a lot more sex and way more graphic pics. They cater to making sex better—mind blowing in fact. There […]
A Horny Senator, A Washroom Stall and a Policeman
Published by Adrie September 4th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex News 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Every now and again I think it’s only right to include some ‘legitimate’ current events here on 1TrackMind. Today I have chosen to report on the recent resignation of Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig.
He quit because of recent charges against him for apparently trying to solicit sex in a men’s washroom at the Minneapolis-St. […]
Hand Job - Japanese Style (Video)
Published by Adrie August 29th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Hot Chicks, 1TrackMind Blog, Fun Sex, Funny Sex Video, Asian Sex 2 CommentsPermalink to this post
Though this video clip is not from the site mentioned in my previous post; it is pretty funny and worth watching… for a minute anyway.
Found this little gem on YouTube. Have no idea what the cute Asian girl is saying, but watching her demonstrate a hand job on her thumb is pretty humorous! You […]
Hurray For Hand Jobs!
Published by Adrie August 29th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Sex Toys, Hot Chicks, Orgasm 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
There is no easier way to get a guy off than with a hand job. This is a fun, quick and pretty discreet way to make a guy blow his load. I personally am all about the impromptu hand job! Nothin’ like goin’ in for it when he leasts expects it; like in the […]
Room Service? I’d Like Some Sex Toys Please
Published by Adrie August 27th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex Toys, Sex News 1 CommentPermalink to this post
From grand hotel to 80’s punk bar and at some point maybe even a crack house; the Drake Hotel in Toronto is now THE place to be for drinks, dining, sleeping and kinky hotel sex.
The Drake Hotel not only offers the greatest in martini hipster fare, but now you can order up some naughty […]
Would LOVE A Ride On This Baby!!
Published by Adrie August 24th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex Toys, Funny Sex Video, Orgasm 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
It may not be shaped like a nice juicy c#ck, but it is HUGE, pink, pretty and apparently quite a ride! I’m talking about The Cone vibrator.
This baby’s the right shape to either sit on or hold against you and is unisex so anyone can ride the vibe! Brilliant! Finally, it’s got 16 automated […]
The Enchanted Whore Bar
Published by Adrie August 22nd, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex News 3 CommentsPermalink to this post
After so many years of spending summers visiting my grandparents in their tiny village in Portugal, I would never have guessed that what appeared to be the most enchanting little place in the world would have its own little red-light district–sort of.
When you’re in a place with a population of about 30 (that may […]
Vacation And My Blue Pleasure Coil Dildo
Published by Adrie August 16th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Sex Toys, Fun Sex, Orgasm 1 CommentPermalink to this post
The Erotic Woman
Published by Adrie July 25th, 2007 in Funny Sex, Wild Websites, Sex Toys, Hot Chicks, Fun Sex, Sex News 0 CommentsPermalink to this post
Setting aside the fact that I may have a slightly biased opinion here since I have written for them in the past; I am going to sing the praises of one of my re-discovered favorite sites: TheEroticWoman.Com
Naturally, I would want to tell people about any site that features my any of my work simply […]






