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Right, so the New York Times of all places did a review of a new movie entitled Zoo that concerns a man and his unlikely (and ultimately fatal) attraction to a stallion–no not in the “God, he’s such a stallion!” sense of the word.  The man actually dug getting “prostrate massages” from a real live […]

Okay, so maybe that’s a little crude, but hey, it’s true!  Check it out, the Japanese version of MSN News, Mainichi, reports that Japanese men in their 20’s are overwhelmingly opposed to giving their ladies a moustache ride…at any price!  Some of their lame excuses include the old “hair in the teeth” story, and complaints […]

Hey there gang!  It’s Marco, aka the “other” Mark dropping by to post my own brand of sexual oddities.  Check this one out that I found over at Fairlady magazine.  The article actually claims that parental nudity is a good thing for the rug rats.  According to the article, mom and pop should just prance […]

The folks over at AfterEllen.com have compiled a very convenient list of the top ten lesbian vampire movies of all time. Finally, a top ten list that everyone can appreciate! And yes, of course Vampyros Lesbos made the cut!

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Check out this guy Terry Donovan over at MidbrowArt.com. He takes “hot” girls and pairs them with anal-probing aliens and the result is nothing short of stellar-porn-tastic! We first learned about TD from our good friends at Fleshbot, but you can check out his galleries at the above website. Now if we […]

If you think you’re the only one getting kinky with the video camera, check out this article on AskMen.com.  They break down the top five most photogenic sexual positions.  They give advice about placement, and even tell you which positions hide which “problem” areas.  Do they mention the infamous yab yom?  You’ll have to click […]

The Pittsburghchannel.com lets us in on some breaking news.  It seems that porn star Briana Banks is suing a company for making (and selling) unauthorized replicas of her va-jay-jay.  So, you gotta wonder how they got these contraband replicas in the first place.  Did they sneak into her home and make plastic molds of her […]

Hey, who are we to argue?  Soccergirl, the world-renowned podcast babe, is in favor of the random exposure of female breasts.  In this article on Webpronews she talks a little about why she feels it’s unfair that men can show their ta-ta’s and women can’t.  Could Soccergirl be the voice of a new, more sexy generation?  […]

Um, no way to really break it to you guys gently. The Norwegian news site Aftenposten reports that Denmark has “animal bordellos.” The Norwegians are huge fans of watching animal on human sex so they’re visiting in droves just to get a look at the wild action. It seems that the Denmark […]

Yep, that’s exactly what you think it is: a butt plug shaped like President Bush. The folks over at fuknus.com have come up with perhaps the best way to let out your aggression towards the man who may go down as the president who started WWIII. Stick him up your booty! […]

Hey, ever wondered how those Buena Vista Social Club dudes kept on ticking?  BBC News reports that there is a good reason why there are so many folks living past 100 down in Cuba.  Apparently, Cuba’s centenarians claim that they owe their longevity to three things: Coffee, Cigars, and Sex.  I think that’s what helped George Burns out too.  […]

We keep meaning to book a trip to Ukraine and here’s one reason why.  Check out this article in the Bankokposts.  A Ukrainian dude invented a condom that plays music during sex!  The Jimmy Hat has a tiny little speaker in it and a motion detector.  The volume is controlled by the “intensity” of the sex, while […]

Wow, just when you thought celebrity–and I use that term lightly–sex tapes had reached their lowest point, along comes this story! It looks like Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) is coming out with his own foray into porn entitled Saved by the Smell. The upcoming porn is apparently an attempt […]

Take it to the Penis Emporium! Check this out. There’s a restaurant in China that specializes in serving animal penises. Each one is said to provide a range of health benefits, e.g. donkey dong is good for the skin. Oh China, why must you be fascinated with the nasty bits?

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Check it out.  Not only do the Japanese excel at air guitar, but they are also quite expert at air sex.  You’ve never heard of air sex you say?  Well, according to its creator J-Taro Sugisaku it was invented for “guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex.”  Who would’ve guessed? 

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