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After a long hiatus, we are back! OK, I am back.
The last couple months of 2007 were basically a shit storm for me so some of my writing projects had to take a bit of a backburner, but it’s a new year and hopefully one that will be filled with sex and folly as […]

I know that I am a few days behind on this one, but Madonna was recently seen leaving her husbands birthday party carrying a clear bag containing a strap-on dildo.
Happy birthday Guy! (In light of this recent spotting; I use the term/name “Guy” loosely)
We always knew that she wore the pants in that marriage–now […]

Check out this funny little news clip that I found on YouTube of a live news broadcast on a local drug bust with a surprise visit by a dildo in the background.
As you’re watching; keep an eye on the entrance of the house behind the reporter. Too funny!
Enjoy

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You know the saying “every cloud has a silver lining”? Turns out it’s the truth!
Don’t ask me how, but my puppy managed to get a hold my favorite of the Jack Rabbit Vibrators while I was out the other day, and needless to say that he tortured and killed my bunny, leaving only half of the […]

Are you sexually adventurous? Wish you could be? Boy have I got the website for you! And I am not just saying this because I happen to write for them either—Luvloop is hot!
Think Cosmo with a lot more sex and way more graphic pics. They cater to making sex better—mind blowing in fact. There […]

Every now and again I think it’s only right to include some ‘legitimate’ current events here on 1TrackMind. Today I have chosen to report on the recent resignation of Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig.
He quit because of recent charges against him for apparently trying to solicit sex in a men’s washroom at the Minneapolis-St. […]

Though this video clip is not from the site mentioned in my previous post; it is pretty funny and worth watching… for a minute anyway.
Found this little gem on YouTube. Have no idea what the cute Asian girl is saying, but watching her demonstrate a hand job on her thumb is pretty humorous! You […]

There is no easier way to get a guy off than with a hand job. This is a fun, quick and pretty discreet way to make a guy blow his load. I personally am all about the impromptu hand job! Nothin’ like goin’ in for it when he leasts expects it; like in the […]

From grand hotel to 80’s punk bar and at some point maybe even a crack house; the Drake Hotel in Toronto is now THE place to be for drinks, dining, sleeping and kinky hotel sex.
The Drake Hotel not only offers the greatest in martini hipster fare, but now you can order up some naughty […]

It may not be shaped like a nice juicy c#ck, but it is HUGE, pink, pretty and apparently quite a ride! I’m talking about The Cone vibrator.
This baby’s the right shape to either sit on or hold against you and is unisex so anyone can ride the vibe! Brilliant! Finally, it’s got 16 automated […]

After so many years of spending summers visiting my grandparents in their tiny village in Portugal, I would never have guessed that what appeared to be the most enchanting little place in the world would have its own little red-light district–sort of.
When you’re in a place with a population of about 30 (that may […]

Setting aside the fact that I may have a slightly biased opinion here since I have written for them in the past; I am going to sing the praises of one of my re-discovered favorite sites: TheEroticWoman.Com
Naturally, I would want to tell people about any site that features my any of my work simply […]

Congrats to a gal who’d like to be known as “Scatandra” for winning the sexy SmartBalls with this nasty, but highly amusing email:

“When I was 17, my friends (there were several dozen of us) and I traveled out-of-town for a highschool basketball tournament.  We all stayed at the same hotel and started partying upon arrival.  It was my […]

Come on my little pervs — I mean readers! Only a few more hours left to send me your funniest sex mishap to win a sex toy!
You can email it to me (Adrie@1TrackMind.com) or leave it below as a comment. I want to hear your funniest or most embarassing sex snafu. The funniest entry […]