This fingertip vibrator is not only well priced in comparison to other finger vibes on the market, but you can also get your naughty little fingers on them—literally—with one click! And unlike those others that are found in novelty shops or on sex toy sites; the Vibrating Touch is made by the peeps you trust most when it comes to sex! Trojan knows pleasure and after trying this baby out myself, I can tell you that they hit the nail on the head with this one as far as ‘her pleasure’ is concerned! This baby can get you off in mere minutes!!

The awesome price gets you the vibrator, 2 batteries so you can play right away, a storage pouch and a lubricated condom which should come in handy after this vibe gets you all hot and bothered and primed for action! Also, in case you weren’t sure; Vibrating Touch is reusable so you can enjoy super-hot foreplay over and over and over again!

Aside from the great price and the fact that it was made by a brand that I have trusted for years, what I love most about the Trojan Vibrating Touch is that it is easily used by a man or woman. It’s made to stimulate the clitoris—i.e. Her Pleasure—but can easily be slipped on your guy’s finger so he can literally take your pleasure in his hand so all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the vibe! It goes for 30 minutes too, so this means that even for those ladies who have a little trouble reaching orgasm; you’re able to relax and take your time. What happens after the 30 minutes? You replace the batteries and get back to it of course!

I can’t say enough about this toy! Condom Jungle actually carries a few great items with a woman’s pleasure in mind in their Women’s Corner, but this is definitely one of my faves. I haven’t been this excited since I tried the super-thin Trojan Thintensity condom and discovered the SKYN Non-Latex Condoms for my allergic-to-everything best friend! I guess while we’re on the topic of condoms, I should remind you not to forget safety when your knees start to go weak and your mind begins to turn to mush thanks to the Vibrating Touch! Safe sex is a must, so keep always keep a stash of condoms on hand!

If you’re looking for the ultimate orgasm or even just a naughty stocking stuffer for your lover, then the Trojan Vibrating Touch is THE way to go! Where else can you get tons of vibrating, orgasmic goodness for under $15?!

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The last couple months of 2007 were basically a shit storm for me so some of my writing projects had to take a bit of a backburner, but it’s a new year and hopefully one that will be filled with sex and folly as opposed to, well, shit.

I figured I should start off the year with a positive message (excuse the not-so-positive rant above about ‘shit storms’ and such). I’m thinking something that shows what a responsible individual I really truly am in spite of what you may have heard… or read… or even witnessed. So my 1TM friends, I give you the closest thing to a public service announcement that I can manage without making either one of us gag or yawn; some Safe Sex 101 if you will!

If you read my stuff at Girlspoke, than you may have heard me bitch on several occasions about my f#ck buddy of the past year. My most recent post was about how grateful I am for condoms cuz it turns out that you just never know if the person you’re bangin’ is on the up and up—even after a long time together. This whole thing led me to the greatest condom site ever: Condom Jungle.

Condom Jungle is a no-fuss, no-muss site that offers every type of condom imaginable at great prices and without the hassle of having to deal with a snot-nosed cashier at the drugstore that will undoubtedly look at you like you’re a perv rather than drop to her knees and praise you for being a responsible adult who practices safe sex. That’s right; condoms (warming, flavored, studded, etc) delivered to your door for very little moolah! They also carry lube and lots of it! Yummy, safe and slippery sex is only a click away!

They’ve just posted an article of mine about making safe sex hotter. So for those of you that ‘go soft’ or ‘dry up’ at the mere mention of condoms; the article is especially for you. The tips are great and besides, finding out you a case of The Clap will make you shrivel a lot f#cken faster than putting on a condom ever will!!

This years resolution for myself is also my wish for you all: to make 2008 the safest and sexiest year ever!

xo

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Happy birthday Guy! (In light of this recent spotting; I use the term/name “Guy” loosely)

We always knew that she wore the pants in that marriage–now we know she wears the cock too! You go girl!

The Purple Penetrator has been flying off shelves and up the asses of husbands all over the world since Madonna was seen carrying the prettiest of all strap-ons that day–a day that Guy Ritchie will surely never forget!

If it’s good enough for Madge, then it’d gotta be worth a try, right?

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As you’re watching; keep an eye on the entrance of the house behind the reporter. Too funny!

Enjoy

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Don’t ask me how, but my puppy managed to get a hold my favorite of the Jack Rabbit Vibrators while I was out the other day, and needless to say that he tortured and killed my bunny, leaving only half of the shaft in tact while some mangled pink silicone dangled from his mouth as his tail wagged contently and I sobbed inconsolably.

While online and searching Jack Rabbit Vibrators, I came across a site called HealthyandActive.com with all kinds of rabbit vibes–on sale! I was in self-pleasure heaven!! This is truly Adult Sex Toys at their finest! Hoorah for me, for them and for what they can do for my coochie!

Anyhow, I managed to stay focused on the task at hand long enough to order myself a new little… ok, big friend… and a few other necessities. My ‘Rabbit Habit’ should be arriving any day. Now all I need is a handyman (tall, muscular, BIG… biceps) to come and install a dog-proof lock on my toy box!

If you’re looking for a new Rabbit Vibrator, then Healthy and Active is the place to go, especially for those of you lookin’ for a more discreet shopping experience as the site is pretty low key and they pride themselves on discretion (unlike another store—which shall remain nameless—who sent me a toy and wrote “Personal massage apparatus/lady vibrator” on the package AND customs form!!!)

Check em’ out here for the best in Adult Sex Toys.

PS - They’ve even got sex swings! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! How very Cirque du Soleil! *wink*

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Think Cosmo with a lot more sex and way more graphic pics. They cater to making sex better—mind blowing in fact. There are articles on just about every type of sex your deliciously naughty little mind is dreaming of, including the kind you’re too embarrassed to admit.

Some of the topics you can check out over there right now: anal sex (for beginners and beyond), group sex, scoring a threesome, surfing porn for girls, talking dirty and much more. And I don’t mean boring articles written in clinical form, using proper terminology—oh no—think blazing description and all the C-words you really understand and aren’t allowed to use anywhere but bed.

If you think you’re a superstar in bed already and don’t need any help; it’s still worth checking out for the sexy pics like the one here. (Note: Had to use the most toned-down pic from the site to avoid getting in trouble for nudity. Luvloop is full of blazing and brazen nudie pics!!)

Happy f#cking!

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He quit because of recent charges against him for apparently trying to solicit sex in a men’s washroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. He says that he doesn’t feel he can “devote 100 percent of his time and effort” to his job while dealing with these charges.

According to police; Craig tried to get some manly-lovin’ from an undercover police officer in an adjoining stall; first by using his foot to touch the officer’s foot and next by waving his hand under the stall. I personally am not up to snuff on the common signals in the paying-for-some-illegal-fudge-packing circle, but according to police; this is the standard.

If that weren’t stupid enough for a public figure; once told that he was under arrest, he handed the officer his card indicating that he was a senator and asked “What do you think about that?”

I’ll tell you what I think about that: you’re an idiot.

He has since gone on to plead guilty — “only to keep the story quiet” though. Right. And has also said, “I am not gay. I never have been gay.”

Newsflash: You don’t have to be ‘gay’ in order to crave a lil’ sumthin’ sumthin’ up the ass — a simple stopover in Bi-Town will do.

Read the full story by clicking here

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Found this little gem on YouTube. Have no idea what the cute Asian girl is saying, but watching her demonstrate a hand job on her thumb is pretty humorous! You may even learn a little something about jerking off a… well… smaller friend.

Enjoy the video!

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I found a cool site called Hand Job Advice that actually features a little instrcutional video for each technique. Thought there was only one way to give an HJ?? This site will blow your mind with a list of techniques such as: Washing Machine, Milking The Bull, The Pancake and my personal fave: The Shocker.

Not only do you get to learn how to give an awesome handjob, but you get the added enjoyment of watching a hot girl jerk off a dildo! Cool.

They don’t let you share the video, so I wasn’t able to include a clip here. Check out HandJobAdvice.com right here

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